The Mid-Atlantic Blog

January 25, 2006

More Sex For Politicians Immediately

Well, now they've got an excuse. Turns out that politicans having affairs may only be doing it to enhance their public speaking abilities. Scientists have demonstrated that sex before public speaking (or other stressful situations) calms the nerves, and therefore presumable improves performance. So it's all for the good of the Party and the Country, you see.

Of course, that doesn't help the poor people who actually have to have sex with the politicians. How they deal with the stress I don't know.

Next, of course. MPs will be trying to claim it on their parliamentary expenses...
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